Company Bios

Mari does not believe anyone reading this really cares if she made her debut with Lookout! Productions as Mrs. Trotsky in All in the Timing or that she studied at Berkeley in a field totally unrelated to theatre. She thinks that you probably don't want to know that she once broke out in hives from a can of Red Bull and subsequently won't drink it, ever, but she wants to tell you anyway. She also would like you to know that she doesn't appreciate her parents enough for putting up with her and not selling her into slavery when they had the chance. She wishes that she had been kidnapped by pirates and earned her freedom by killing their leader in a fierce duel as it would make for great conversation but unfortunately, she has up until this point led a depressingly boring life (since her career as a sideshow freak was cut tragically short by a lack of superfluous body parts). She still holds out hope for a career as a knife thrower but is not allowed to handle sharp instruments. Visiting hours are between four and six and she is available for weddings, funerals and bar mitzvahs.